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Rick Ross Jokes: William Leonard Roberts II, known as Rick Ross, is an American songwriter, rapper, entrepreneur, and record producer.
Today we have a treat for you with these laugh-out-loud jokes.
If you want to be the funny one amongst your friends (or just brighten up your day) you’re in the right place…
In this article, we’re gonna showcase Rick Ross as you’ve never seen.
Buckle up and prepare to laugh out loud.
Let’s get started…
1. “Rick Ross was on my flight today. Or there was just a guy in first class who looks very unhealthy.” – Steve Hofstetter
2. “FOR THE LAST TIME, NO I AM NOT RICK ROSS!!!!!!!!!” – Robert Punchur
3. “BREAKING: Reebok fires Rick Ross for rapping about an illegal version of “the Pump.” – Warren Holstein
4. “Rick Ross got his face tattooed? Wow, good luck getting a real job now.” – Josh Levesque
5. “I assume the victim in Rick Ross’s assault/ kidnapping charge was a large box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts.” – Christopher Barnes
6. “At the VMAs earlier this week, Rick Ross and Pepa presented the best Hip Hop performance. *Or, as my Grandma calls them, “Denzel and Oprah.” – @Meatblankett
7. “50 Cent said Diddy and Rick Ross are lovers. That’s about as dumb as making up a story about getting shot nine times.” – Lee Mays
8. “Reebok’s decision to drop Rick Ross inspires a return to the essential themes that define hip hop, like selling drugs and murdering people.” – Johan Miranda
9. “No menus yet. THESE NIGGAS TRYING TO HOLD ME BACK, RICK ROSS HAD TOLE ME THAT, I JUST WANNA EAT SHORT STACKS, I JUST WANNA EAT SHORT STACKS.” – Victor Tran
10. “‘Check yourself, don’t wreck yourself’ – sage advice Rick Ross chose to ignore.” – Hayden Black
11. “Dear Rick Ross, Please stop taking your shirt off in all your music videos. You clearly have nothing to show off. Thank you.” – JG Echols
12. “Rick Ross runs up a flight of stairs before every song he records. That’s why he’s always out of breath. HUUUH! #HipHop #RickyRoss” – Josh Carter
13. “Sometimes you just gotta get that Rick Ross in ya soul.” – Rome Dailey
14. “Everyone focused on Hardy past 24 hours…how about Rick Ross as Game Day celebrity picker? Was Uncle Jack from Breaking Bad not available?” – Bill Becker
15. “Can someone photoshop Rick Ross face onto the picture of the new Hamburglar?” – heykyleharris
16. “Rick Ross sounds like he records his songs in a studio where he has to walk up 4 flights of stairs HUH!” – Josh Carter
17. “Authorities confirm Suge Knight was shot and not Rick Ross, the currently relevant big bearded rap guy.” – Adam Nobler
18. “The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd…is the day we find out who his “true” fans are.” – CshoChilala
19. “Upcoming artists with 9MB as first track…I beg you, did you feature Rickross? Just stay underground because Data is Expensive thanks to Airtel.” – CshoChilala
20. “Still waiting on Rick Ross to rap about the NSA spying on him as he’s whipping work.” – Johan Miranda
Conclusion: 20+ Best Rick Ross Jokes
Well, there you have it – the best jokes of Rick Ross 2023, right here from BounceMojo.
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