1. Before Thanksgiving & After Thanksgiving
It’ll soon be Thanksgiving season again, and I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that I’ll be looking nearly as stout as Rick Ross come November.
2. What it feels like to remove your bra after a long day
Every day feels like a mission just to keep the thing on all day.
Most of us just wait for the end of the day so we can finally unhook these crazy cups.
3. Flirting in your 30’s like
Well, I might get backlash for this but I’m pretty sure any guy who’s ever reached 30 needs a little brushing up on their flirting skills.
Peace out man!
I mean, 30 is the new 20, right?…
4. 50-something men sliding into girls’ messages like
Raise your hand if you thought never going to work again was gonna be fun…
Even the dog wanted us to go back in the end…
5. When they finally announce that quarantine is over
When they finally announce that quarantine is over
6. Me when I finally feel the winter breeze
Waiting for winter?.
Is your fur coat ready?
Are your gloves ready?
Love summer, but I do like the change in season – which means you can wrap up snug and warm.
7. When you told her you’re asleep at home but then you bump into her at the bar
…its called red-handed and it ain’t fun…
8. Did somebody say chicken?!
Who can resist?
How do you like yours?
9. When she looks through your phone but you already deleted everything
Yeah girl – you ain’t gonna find it.
Scroll away… it’s gone.
I don’t clean much – but I do clean my internet history.
10. My face when my mom forces me to wear a helmet that barely fits my face
Chubby cheeks squished up, brain ache.
I feel you, Rick. I feel you.
11. Here’s Rick Ross having a bigger chest than most girls
I have friends who would be jealous of a rack that size.
And maybe even the mini-me bling…
12. Looking at my belly and regretting all the 489 nuggets I just ate
Doesn’t have to be nuggets, man.
Momma used to call it having eyes bigger than your belly!
It’s only half an hour later you realise you coulda held back a bit…
Too late by then though, damage is done.
13. When they tell you to smile for the 100th time but you’re hungry AF
We’ve all been there – hungry AF and not wanting to deal with the crap.
Hey, you got a memeable face there, Rick – and we love it.
14. When you already drank 5 shots of black coffee but still sleepy
When the coffee’s not enough…
Bring on the Red Bull…
15. When you cut your bangs but instantly regret it afterwards
The aftermath of the quarantine haircut.
Only upside was you weren’t going anywhere anytime soon.
16. Rick Ross looks like Sid from Ice Age
Hey, Sid, how are things in the Atlantic?
17. Skinny Rick Ross or sleepy Rick Ross?
A little bit of both?
We can’t choose either way – whaddya think?
18. Looking at the waiter making his way to my table
Oh, yeah baby, come to Papa…
Taste buds are jangling…
19. Here’s how you show off your ring the Rick Ross way
I mean how many carats?
20. Seeing the waiter on his way to my table but walks past me…
Conclusion: Rick Ross Meme
There you have it, folks.
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