Jordan Belfort Astrology Birth Chart
Horoscope [Visual Guide] 2024

The insane amount of stuff he got away with is mindblowing!

The movie Wolf of Wall Street was wild! He and his colleagues were doing drugs, partying, and living on the edge in broad daylight.  

When you think that stuff could only ever happen in a movie, you couldn’t be more wrong.

This wolf of Wall Street once landed his helicopter on his back lawn while high.

He sank his 167-foot motor yacht, along with a seaplane and helicopter. This was when he sailed through a Mediterranean storm despite his ship captain’s warnings.

When you think it couldn’t get any worse than that…

… Jordan Belfort and his colleagues took turns tossing dwarfs at a bulls-eye. 

You either have to be dead, drugged, drunk, or plain evil to be doing that.

His drug of choice was Quaaludes, and he claims to have ingested enough drugs to “sedate Guatemala.”

People born under this moon sign are sympathetic and concerned for others. They enjoy socializing and revel in a good debate.

With all the chaos in his office, he sure enjoyed socializing, but I don’t know about his concern for others.

I doubt there was any concern when this lunar Libra was throwing little people across the room.

People born under the Libra moon are quite charming. They can be lovely to be around and are huge flirts.

Jordan Belfort took flirting to a whole new level.

He was already married when he joined the stock brokerage scene. But a ring didn’t stop him from spending his not-so-hard-earned cash at strip clubs.

What’s crazier is that this lunar Libra often charged prostitutes to his company card and wrote them off as tax expenses. 

Easily bored, Mars in Gemini natives needs a fresh change of pace to keep energy levels up.

Typical office workers had coffee breaks – while Belfort and his team had parties on the production floor.

People born under Cardinal Cancer have varying energy levels. They’re driven by outbursts of emotion.

The movie’s iconic scene where one office junior had her hair shaved off on the trading floor for $5,000 was real. 

She says she wanted to use the money for a breast job. I mean, hair grows back, right? So why not?

Jordan Belfort was born when the moon was in Libra.

Just when you thought things can’t get any crazier than this…

… Jordan Belfort used his first Wall Street bonus to buy a white Ferrari all because Don Jordanson had one.

Jordan Belfort once woke his secretary up at 4 am because he was in London and ran out of drugs. The poor secretary sent an emergency supply of drugs immediately to Concorde.

This impatient crab went out there and redefined emergencies.  

The things money can do, huh?

With an 81 Trine between Jupiter and Neptune, Jordan Belfort is generous.

He knows how to listen or at least how to give that impression to make others feel heard. These must be the key traits he used to sweet-talk his clients into investing in his “Pump and Dump” scheme.

People born under a -91 Opposition between Jupiter and Pluto tend to manipulate or exploit others to realize plans.

Jordan Belfort once used his wife’s sweet old aunt as a mule, helping him smuggle money out of the United States.

When all this came biting him back in the behind, you guessed it right!

Jordan Belfort threw his people under the bus.

While facing up to three decades in prison, he snitched! He made a deal with the government and supplied information against his co-workers.

This Saturn in Aquarius native is methodical in work and cunning. 

According to Forbes, Jordan Belfort was “a twisted version of Robin Hood, who robs from the rich and gives to himself and his merry band of brokers.”

Up to date, Jordan Belfort shares his con days with not much remorse – probably because he got away with all that and only had to serve 22 months in jail for stealing over $110 million.

In 2017, Jordan Belfort released another memoir – Way of the Wolf.

Belfort has drawn criticism for profiting off his story – all the while, his victims received nothing.

Jordan Belfort has, since then, reinvented himself as a motivational speaker. 

But not everyone believes he has indeed turned over a new leaf.

Critics of Belfort often question the legitimacy of his current businesses.

That doesn’t stop this sneaky crab from running a motivational speaking business. He continues to profit off his life experiences.

Belfort now admits he made mistakes with how he handled Stratton Oakmont. He blames his drug addiction for his lack of judgment at the time. 

In 2014, Belfort had links to an Australian employee training company. This company allegedly participated in a scam involving government funding. 

As of early 2019, there isn’t enough evidence to prove his connection with the Australian company, and Belfort continues to operate a relatively successful motivational speaking business.

Belfort has reached rock bottom. But this famous con-artist seems to have lady luck on his side.

He’s still undeniably relevant. He’s active on YouTube and social media. His opinions on trading sell even to this day.

Maybe he has changed his ways. Only time will tell.