Best Gucci Mane Jokes: Gucci Mane, Gucci Mane, Gucci Mane.
He’s both famous and…well…infamous.
Let’s enjoy and laugh out loud to these 20 puntastic Gucci Mane jokes.
1. I got a Gucci tattoo on my ball sack. I’ve got a designer bag now.
2. What does Gucci Mane say to get people to move out of his way? Scooch.
3. How do you tickle a rich girl? ‘Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.’
4. Did you hear about Gucci’s new baby line of clothing? It’s called “Gucci Gucci Goo.”
5. “News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections. It’s called “Gucci Coochie Goo.”
6. I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
7. I’m worried my wife is going to make our baby too materialistic. Every time she tickles the baby, she says, ‘Gucci Gucci Gucci!’
8. What do you call a designer horse? Gucci Mane.
9. What do you call a group of people that run around and tickle people? A Gucci Gucci Gang.
10. Mom: This is serious, Tanner. Are you stealing kids’ Lunchables during naptime?
Tanner nods and gets put on timeout…
Tanner: I hate you, Gucci Mane.
11. Went to a friend’s birthday party and she had a Gucci cake. I didn’t like it. It was too rich.
12. This Christmas, Gucci sold out of all their $800 scented candles. Some people have too many dollars and not enough scents.
13. Didn’t know Gucci gang wasn’t a real gang. What am I supposed to do with this $3000 bandana?
14. “Everything’s “SCRESSFUL” bruh!”
15. Gucci Mane wearing an African headdress looks like a retired African first lady.
16. There’s not giving a f*ck and then there’s being Gucci Mane (flipping the judge).
17. Here’s Gucci with today’s Forecast. Burrrr.
18. Gucci Mane’s mom looks more like Gucci Mane that Gucci Mane does.
19. Gucci Mane had a 4.0 & a full-ride scholarship to NYU. Never judge a book by its cover. I also made dat sh*t up.
20. Who would have thought that Gucci Mane would be in shape and Waka Flocka would be vegan?
21. We think Gucci Mane is home, but the CIA secretly released a clone that speaks proper English.
22. Why does Gucci Mane look like Hopsin now?
23. The media doesn’t want you to know that Gucci Mane was about to buy NBC and expose government corruption right before the Illuminati imprisoned him & released a clone. #StayWoke
Conclusion: Best Gucci Mane Jokes
And that’s a wrap for our list of Gucci Mane Jokes.
No one does stand up comedy like the one and only Gucci Mane, ladies and gents.
He may just be the New York city chap you need to lighten any mood…
… or to help make life a little brighter even for the crankiest chap you know.
The only thing to remember is not to forget… BOW!
Put the Bounce in Your Mojo Today!